she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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