i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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