At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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