Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
