I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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