But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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