What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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