good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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