Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Randomize
