So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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