wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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