i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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