My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Let's get the cat blown out
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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