But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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