That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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