sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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