their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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