Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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