i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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