I'm so fucking centered right now
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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