she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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