feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
