Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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