im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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