Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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