drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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