You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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