Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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