shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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