idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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