We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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