ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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