farters have to be the big spoon...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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