Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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