Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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