I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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