did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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