Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
