Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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