He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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