what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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