i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Another day, another engagement, another cat
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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