That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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