Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
