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I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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