saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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