the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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