found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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