Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
The ass gains better be worth it
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