I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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