how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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