? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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