Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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