my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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