I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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